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Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Let the eagle fucking soar

John Ashcroft's next career -- rock god. Coming soon to VH1.
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