Wowzers! So the fabu cartoonist (who is apparently named Randy. Hi, Randy!)who drew the awesomely rad VH1-diss comic below linked to me somewhere and now I'm getting lots of visitors! Hi, Visitors!
If you shove the clothes off the red chair, there's a place for you to sit. It's all clean, I promise. And just fling the bras on the floor, that's where they usually end up.
Would you like a beverage? A snack? Some animal crackers, perhaps?
What shall we do together? Listen to some music? Listen to an embarassing song by me? Exchange foot rubs? Talk about quantum causality? SOUNDS GREAT!
I'm just going to go slip into something more comfortable, by which I mean I'm signing off to enjoy some more soup. I heart soup. And soup hearts my blocked sinii.