Monday, November 29, 2004

Caught in the Internets

Wowzers! So the fabu cartoonist (who is apparently named Randy. Hi, Randy!)who drew the awesomely rad VH1-diss comic below linked to me somewhere and now I'm getting lots of visitors! Hi, Visitors!

If you shove the clothes off the red chair, there's a place for you to sit. It's all clean, I promise. And just fling the bras on the floor, that's where they usually end up.

Would you like a beverage? A snack? Some animal crackers, perhaps?

What shall we do together? Listen to some music? Listen to an embarassing song by me? Exchange foot rubs? Talk about quantum causality? SOUNDS GREAT!

I'm just going to go slip into something more comfortable, by which I mean I'm signing off to enjoy some more soup. I heart soup. And soup hearts my blocked sinii.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hell yes i'd like to talk about quatum causality. For that offhanded question alone, you make my reading list.

-Damien

Anonymous said...

That should read "Quantum," by the way. It's 5 am, and I am very tired.

Anonymous said...

Which only goes to show...if you blog it, they will come. ;)

Anonymous said...

Perhaps should have paid more attention to the strip. Vh1 is going the way of Mtv. Maybe they should room together in Suckville. With their wacky neighbor Clearchannel. Geez I thought the Fox network was bad.

Anyway, I will point out those crap shows are aired because 90% of America are shallow, weak, nihilistic assholes who've had everything given to them. READ A FUGGIN' BOOK!!! That's not pointed at you, but anymore who watches that shit, or listens shitty music, or watches reality tv.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry about cleaning up. Those of us who read Something Positive aren't really put off by messes. Besides, it's not often we get to see hot women.

Anonymous said...

I like animal crackers. Nothing beats chomping off the head of a kangaroo.

Anonymous said...

hi, i'm a Something Positive fan, and i just wanted to say that yeah, you kinda missed the point. that even though we watch it for some hint of music, we detest the fact that the only time we get video's is when you play a top 20 countdown...and that's only once a day! why show all these dumb shows over and over and over. we've already watched them, if you want to replay them, fine...do it once, but please show videos!!! we want music, not pop culture "top 100 celebrity moments." please put in a good word at VH1 to start playing videos again.

jhoffoss said...

While I too wish VH1 would play a bit more music, I'm not going to insult you about it. If VH1 wasn't still gaining money because people like these shows, then they would stop, and revert to what works, I would imagine.

Some of those shows I myself have watched. But only when it concerns artists I like. Which as many as I like, that's not very often, but hey. I'm not complaining! And I'm not anon! Woah.

Jake the Mad said...

Hey...er...
How do I make this book work? I never learned how to read, so I never looked at books too much.

Can I plug it into my open Com 3 port and access it in Hardware Management? If it's USB/Firewire enabled, I could plug it in through my USB or Firewire ports...but what it it needs a driver?! It didn't come with a disc!

Do you think the driver might be packed in the hardware?
What the hell am I doing here!!!

-jake the mad, http://jakethemad.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Hey its cool of you to take a joke so well. I was worried there would have been some nasty e-mail or something directed at Randy. Well I'm off just had to make the comment, Have fun with Greenday.

Ryan - Lossol@journalist.com

Anonymous said...

Daer Bex,

Top one hrundred counrtdons? Berry cons! Pop culuter pocpluter poclupoet pokelepoet poke the poet poke the poet poke the poet pork the poet pork in topppy's pop court pot! Skippy carcksrers yens pelarens! Savoury brought the cyanide bexter! Love love love la la land? Pasadena? Burbank? Los Feliz? Yens parelse! Shoat gang boat rang all the votes came. These vote just came in and we're on top of the top-down countdown! Ahhh, licediosd delicious licentious diodes...

Karens!
-Andrew!

Anonymous said...

Please do not mistake these cretins for actual representatives of SP fans. Not all of us have suffered severe head trauma. Only the lucky ones.

Anonymous said...

I'd say that you got the humor of the comic right. A lot of us *do* complain about VH1 and their top 100 lists, but we also continue watching.

And I only have one more thing to say...WASABI!!! :C)

Anonymous said...

i like that whole exchanging foot rubs idea;) i actually identify with davan out of that comic alot. cynical, sarcastic, sometimes scalding wit, usually alone, and through a series of bad relationships, but being whole and okay in general through out. i hope you kept reading the comic, and the archives are definitely worth searching through. the embarrasing song link was not working, and if you want to enlighten me on that whole quantum casuality, my Email is MaestroOfZen@hotmail.com


Dan.

Anonymous said...

I would like some animal crackers. Perhaps a cup of hot cocoa? Thank you.

BIZKeT.Rulezero.Org

Anonymous said...

Yeah, definite points to you for taking the joke and not taking it personally. Too many people would get bitchy about this, and it's just not worth the energy. The humour with which you take it is much appreciated, and any S*P fan worth keeping alive should welcome you. So welcome! Relax and have a cookie. I'll ignore the bras if you ignore the bodies.

Jake the Mad said...

Ok, I think I got this 'book' thing figured out...
Since I couldn't get it to do...erm..anything through my empty COM port, or my USB2 port...or the firewire port...and the book, uh, didn't have any ports installed...(cheap crap these days)

I put a USB2 card in between those paper things on the book, and I found WORDS! I'm afraid to take the USB2 card out of the book lest the words disappear though, as I'm not sure how I made the thing work (and I'd be really sad if I didn't find out what happened to cookie monster. He lost his cookies! It's so sad...)

But yeah, it's kinda hard to read around the card, and I was wondering if there was any way I could, you know, mount the card on the back of the book, so I could read it better and maybe upload the book to read it on my computer.

Oo
...I'm such a nerd.
:-D

Anonymous said...

Aww I'm sorry you have evil mean people posting on your blog. I'm sure you're intelligent enough to understand the comic... and they shouldn't yell at you. I would post with a blog name but it doesn't work the same when you use live journal. Have a happy day :)

Laura (Burn_redrum_85) I'm frightened to post that....

Anonymous said...

*munches on an elephant* That's very thoughtful of ya! It's a rare treat to find some one as lighthearted and intelligent as you seem to be; it's a pleasure to meetcha. I fear this is the first I've heard of quantum causality, though I'm a big fan of Stephen Hawking. I just thought you might like to know you have sparked a pursuit of knowledge for some random reader down in Pennsylvania. Thanks ^^

Take care, and by all means have some jelly beans.

~Grant
(www.livejournal.com/users/onar Ice.Blind@gmail.com)

Sara said...

Just wanted to say that I'm another non-psycho S*P fan who appreciates you taking a joke so well.

*trots off to watch Selena for the 100th time* ha. ;)

Anonymous said...

Hi, Bex! I would love a beverage. And animal crackers are good, too.

Behold the Über-Apple!

Sorry, I'm usually far less frightening, but being cooped up in the house with a cold and recently-neutered cats while the roommates are out of town and the whole slew of cold medication that a man in my position takes to counteract the situation combine to do strange things to the human brain.

I go now.

~Eddie
ed.sobo@gmail.com