I just learned how to post exciting things. And thus, I'd like to share with all of you my love for the joy known as Kidz Bop. Perhaps you've seen the late-night commercials when you were stoned or otherwise blurry -- it's little children singing contemporary Top 40 songs. Suggestive lyrics and all. It's truly horrifyingly terrific. Fantastically icky. I'm quite partial to the kiddies' version of "Wherever You Will Go" by the Calling, but I'd like to share this particular track, because it embodies all that is Kidz Bop bizarro-world.
"Steal my Sunshine," originally by Len, as performed by children. Children who beg you not to steal their sunshine.
Please don't steal their sunshine.