After Spaceballs came out, my mom made “May the Schwartz Be With You” t-shirts for my entire family. We all wore them together whenever we went out and about — to the 4th of july parade, to family gatherings, and apparently we brought them to Florida and wore them to Busch Gardens together.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Monday, August 27, 2012
Friday, August 10, 2012
The first Do Something Awards host promo started airing on the teevee last night! Written/directed by me.
The guys from "The New Girl" (Jake Johnson, Lamorne Morris and Max Greenfield) are getting ready to host the Do Something! Awards by making a difference - but it's not a competition, right? [NO GOLDFISH were harmed in the making of this promo!]
Watch the guys host the show Tuesday, August 21, 2012 at 9/8c on VH1 with performances by Flo Rida and .fun!
Vote now for your favorite celebrities: http://www.DoSomething.vh1.com
Follow @VH1 and @dosomething on Twitter and use hashtag #DSAwards
Learn more about DoSomething.org: http://www.dosomething.org
Posted by bex schwartz at 12:53 PM
Wednesday, August 08, 2012
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Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Me: Hi, I'd like to make an appointment for Panda Boo Bear's yearly check up.
Vet's Office: Panda Boo Bear ... let's see ... is your last name Bear?
Me: No, my cat's last name is Bear. My last name is Schwartz.
Vet's Office: Oh, there he is! Panda Boo Bear Schwartz.
Me: No, when I adopted him I didn't make him take my last name.
Vet's Office: Well, that's how we list them. So, just so you know, he's in our records as Panda Boo Bear Schwartz.
Me: I feel like we should hyphenate that?
Vet's Office: I'm sorry?
Me: Can we hyphenate that? Like he's Panda Boo Bear-Schwartz?
Vet's Office: ... if you'd prefer.
Me: Yes, thank you.
Posted by bex schwartz at 11:49 AM
Monday, February 27, 2012
I won! Or rather, Lady Gaga won the Greatest Woman in Pop!
This is me with a 102 degree fever and very severe sinus infection and you can pretty much tell. But hooray for ladies with funny voices and funny noises! REPPIN' HARD!
Posted by bex schwartz at 2:47 PM