December 15, 2005
Oregon Trail Should Come with a Warning Label
Guy #1: You're useless...you keep getting dysentery.
Guy #2: Maybe you're just a lousy trail leader.
Girl: At least he doesn't drown every time we cross a river.
Guy #1: Hey, you caulk the wagon, you take some chances.
--79th Street 1 station
I SO want to meet these people. Guys #1 and #2 and Girl, rock my cel. We should hang. I'll bring an extra axel.
Thursday, December 22, 2005
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where in new york are folks forging rivers in wagons? that's crazy talk!
(today i overheard a couple discussing whether or not to divorce. they were eating turkey wraps at a deli in ankeny, iowa. not nearly as funny as dysentery. but funny-strange in that they were eating turkey wraps while having such a serious convo.)
i think you're funny, and i hope you are not stranded somewhere godforsaken because of the strike.
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