Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Episode 3 of Rock Band 2 the Stars

Episode 3 of Rock Band 2 the Stars is now on the internets for your viewing pleasure! (And airing on VH1 Classic). I like this one a bunch. Woo woo!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Dear Bex Winery, Please Sponsor Me

...and not in the 12-step sense of the word "sponsor," heh heh heh.

When I was in the Los Angeles for work this summer, I bought a bottle of Bex Riesling and kept it in my hotel room's minifridge (thank the stars for the screw top!) It was delightful. Just like me. (ha.) I, too, give way to fresh citrus, orange blossom and honeysuckle aromas.

Teehee. "Honeysuckle" sounds so dirrrrrty.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Monday, October 20, 2008

Watch "Scream Queens" Tonight at VH1 at 10/9c

Okay, puppydogs and kittens, I have absolutely nothing to do with "Scream Queens," I'm not even cutting promos for it. But, I just caught the sneak peek of the premiere episode that airs tonight (10/20) at 10pm on the VH1 and it is AWESOME. Just phenomenally compelling and entertaining. Great concept, wonderful characters, and filled with just the right level of earnest ridiculousness that I desire in a competitive reality show. Seriously - it's worth season-pass'ing on your DVR. It's that good. And, really, when have I steered you wrong? It's great to see VH1 shows that aren't about ho's. Don't tell them I said that. Here's the supertrailer to get you all excited and drooling blood and things:

Saturday, October 18, 2008

I Can Has Typo?

Even the old Grey Lady (The internetz version, anyway), makes mistakes.

I assuming that "gun-totting" involves stuffing tater tots in the barrels of guns, the way hippies used to do with flowers. That's a positive image. Will church-going dudes who try to dissuade violence by shoving tater tots into gun barrels vote for Obama? I (Dinah) shore hope so.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Hand Comes Out. Sketchy Arm.

Hello, tigers. You have probably already seen "Literal Take On Me" but if you haven't, then please do me a favor and when you get a second, acknowledge why I have a new favorite thing on the internet. It tickled my fancy so much that I laughed until I cried all my mascara off: (also, the awesome doesn't kick in til the vox start at around :40 -- don't give up early.)

Now there are rivulets of mascara running down my face, but man, it just hurts so good.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Rock Band 2 The Stars premieres TODAY

Rock Band 2 the Stars premieres today! On VH1 Classic! And will soon premiere on VH1. To whet your appetite as well as wetting your whistle, you can check out the first episode (erm, minisode) (erm, microsode?) on teh internetz:

Monday, October 13, 2008

The Greatest Spirit Lifter of All Time

... with gratitude to Josh Danger.

Just when it couldn't get any worse! Heroes is so suckfest! And there's nothing fun to watch on tv tonight! And I got a letter from the company that manages my 401k informing me that I no longer work for the company for whom I work! (This is clearly a mistake, because I do, but, still.) Just in time! Here is the greatest music video of all time:

Rock Band 2 The Stars

Ahem, ahem. Ahem, ahem. ahem

Courtesy of

Thursday, October 02, 2008

I See Some Real Genius in Your Flying, Maverick

Maverick. Maverick. Maverick. Maverick.