I am a big dork, and, yes, REM is my fave band always 'n' forever

Apparently, I am quoted (albeit mis-genderedly) in this book: Reveal: The Story of R.E.M

My super rad and genius friend Ken called last night from Athens (GA, not Greece) to tell me that I'm quoted in this book about REM -- the author cites an article I wrote about Tuatara (Peter Buck and Scott McCaughey and other brilliant musicians) and, while i am pleased as punch to be in print, the author apparently calls me "Mr. Bex Schwartz."

I am a chick, yo. I gots two titties. And a vagina, yo.

So, rad, quote me because i love the REM, but at least let the world know i've got me a clit and some labia.