Tuesday, May 20, 2008

A Tableau

This is my broken toe. And my panda. And my firecane. And my new oversized pillows. These are basically the items around which my life is rotating right now. It's phenomenally glamourous.


Anonymous said...

I would like to suggest a sock horn. Like a shoe horn, only bigger! A hospital might have one in stock, or you could make one out of a PVC pipe.

c1150 said...

Sweety Darling,

I know you don't know me from Adam [Adam who?],

but I've been a fan for years, and I must say congrats on your weight loss. Your boyfriend that doesn't look like your mother is a lucky man.

With drunken love,

Anonymous said...

Yowza! That's one sexy foot. So sorry to hear it's wielding a broken digit. (And the big one at that! Hope it's not too painful.) The fire cane is really spiffy. And the panda is quite the cutie. But I'll take the sexy foot. (Boy howdy yeah!) Don't worry, I'll be gentle.