Breaking: Mike Mills and Peter Buck - NOT GAY.
(this is perhaps one of the greatest things to hit the internets in quite some time. Strange currencies, indeed!)
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.