Together, We Can Lick Breast Cancer

I know I'm not the only one who's noticed this, but Yoplait is running a promotion in which consumers send in their yogurt containers' pink lids, and Yoplait donates money to fight breast cancer.

Now, dears, I grok the visual imagery -- a hearty, healthy young woman licks her lid squeaky clean before sending it to Yoplait (one can only imagine the horrors of sending dirty yogurt lids through the US Postal Service -- crusty, smegmariffic bacteria breeding grounds of near-Anthrax-like disease-spreading proportions!). So, lick your lid clean, lick breast cancer.

Um.

How many licks does it take til you get to the center of a breast cancer?

Anyhoo. Tumor-licking aside, join the fight against breast cancer without having to involve your tongue: The Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.



Yawn. Me. So. Sleepy. But. Brain. Is. Whirring.