NEW KITTY!

New kitty in his natural habitat on top of the kitchen cabinets.

Seasons Tweetings

Would that my mother were still alive, the fact that Loehmann’s tweeted at me would make her absolutely kvell.

A Wiener Dog Wearing a Sweater

Look who walked into my edit! A wiener dog wearing a sweater! Here I am, just hanging out with a wiener dog wearing a sweater!

Fucking With Facebook

I am interested in activities! And my activities include interests!

(Facebook fuckery for Josh, who refuses to join the damn thing).

Gasp

Can't breathe!

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Comedy Show! Tonight!

 Come watch me do comedic things, and I promise I will wear my bear hat!

Tonight! It's the Totally Jewy Family Hour Hannukah Party! At 8pm, but it'll totally start late (Jewish Standard Time!)

Your favorite shiksa aunt, Sara Benincasa,  co-hosts a night of Hebraic revelry with Uncle Ben Lerman!

Featuring...
Glennis McMurray
Eliot and Ilana Glazer
Heather Gold
Amy Beckerman
Bex Schwartz

FREE treats for Hannukah! FREE admission!
Luca Lounge
222 Avenue B (between 13th and 14th)

New York, NY

DREAM JOB

Stringer Shanghai / Reuters

A researcher dressed in a panda costume puts a panda cub into a box before its physical examination at the Hetaoping Research and Conservation Center for the Giant Panda in Wolong National Nature Reserve, Sichuan province, Dec. 3. The 4-month old cub, the first in the centre to be trained for reintroduction into the wild, is monitored by hidden cameras. Researchers performing physical examinations on the cub wear panda costumes to ensure that the cub's environment is devoid of human influence, according to local media.

You guys! I found my dream job! Or rather, Noahsam found it for me!

Can you imagine? I'd get to spend my days dressed like a giant panda, hugging little baby pandas and putting them into boxes!

I feel like I have something to aspire to, all of a sudden.

But Captain Trips Will Get You High Tonight

I love everything about this story, mostly about how everyone on facebook posted a link to that HORRIBLE gizmodo article like "OMG ALIEN LIFE, WOW" as opposed to grokking that what this discovery means is that bacteria in an arsenic-filled lake are able to replace phosphorous with arsenic, which means that maybe life on other planets could exist with arsenic instead of phosphorus, which means we should be looking for arsenic on top of HONC and sulfur and phosphorus when we are looking for alien friends out there.

What I am GREATLY LOOKING FORWARD TO is the annoucement that DARPA has already weaponized arsenic-y bacteria and that the resulting biological weapon not only turns you in a zombie but also kills everyone first with Captain Trips.