Just a quickie (an early afternoon delight, if you will):
Y'know that Beatles song, "Run for Your Life" ???
Y'know how it's a threatening and vaguely frightening song?
Y'know how the chorus goes:
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a, little girl
Well. For a really long time, like unti I was 18, I thought that song was about a girl ostrich. Because only ostriches hide their heads in the sand, right?