Two of my friends are currently enrolled in marriage class, where, i assume, they learn about what it's like to be married to each other. Or something. The bride-to-be tells me the classes are about communication, making important decisions, not being passive aggressive, all that stuff.
i wanted to take marriage class, too, but they wouldn't let me, seeing as i am not engaged to be married. Damn engage-ists.
so i was thinking about taking a class in pre-marital sex, but, alas, i didn't have a partner.
and the masturbation seminar was booked solid. they said it would be tight, but i tried to slip in. they were really dry and unwelcoming. i guess they just weren't in the mood.
ew, i just grossed out even myself.