Apparently, I am quite funny, and by 'funny' i mean "extremely snarky and obnoxious about celebrities whom I have never met."
All Access: Celeb Showdown
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.