So i am delerious with cold medication, but i just got a corporate email from Papa Viacom himself, and the subject heading is, in all-caps (obvs) "MESSAGE FROM SUMNER REDSTONE."
AND i swear, you guys, these sinus meds are making me crazy. for a brief shining moment, i was SO STOKED because i thought that sumner redstone was offering free massages.
MASSAGE FROM SUMNER REDSTONE.
i mean, a massage is a massage, right?
and i bet a heated redstone massage would feel really nice.