Bill O'Reilly likes some hummus on his vagina.
The Smoking Gun has posted the transcript of plainriff Andrea MacKris's complaint against Bill O'Reilly. The very best bit is a snippet from a one-sided phone sex conversation in which O'Reilly states "... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy."
Now, I know he meant the loofa-mitt that he was speaking about just a few minutes earlier, but what kind of DOOFUS confuses a "loofa" with a "falafel" ??? A loofa is a sea-sponge. A falafel is a fried ball of chickpea goodness.
And people take this man seriously? If you'll excuse me, I must go snicker quietly into my troglodyte. You know what I mean, that stuff that goes really with with pita.