You, too, can get a good night's sleep in the Bex.
(Insert "I want to check into the Paris Hilton"-style jokes here: ____)
PS -- Wacky Famblies is on at 10pm tonight, not 9pm. We apologize for the inconvenience (42).
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.