Best. Story. Ever.
A man got dizzy on the beer and felt the urge to touch the bear.
He touched the bear.
The panda bit his leg. And then the other leg.
And then the man bit the panda.
The skin felt quite thick.
FULL DISCLOSURE: I feel a strong compulsion to clamp my own jaws down on a panda's back and to take its thick skin into my teeth. A lovebite, though. Not a meanbite.