Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Touching the Bear

Best. Story. Ever.

A man got dizzy on the beer and felt the urge to touch the bear.
He touched the bear.
The panda bit his leg. And then the other leg.
And then the man bit the panda.
The skin felt quite thick.

FULL DISCLOSURE: I feel a strong compulsion to clamp my own jaws down on a panda's back and to take its thick skin into my teeth. A lovebite, though. Not a meanbite.

1 comment:

ian m mccarty said...

The last line from the article:

"We're not considering punishing him now," Ye said in a telephone interview. "He's suffered quite a bit of shock."

Is this referring to the man or the panda?