I know, I know, it's already established that Michelle is a twin. But what if her twin isn't really Amanda and her placenta-mate (not to be confused with Placenta Helper) is actually Fiona Apple? They're so almost separated at birth!
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.