So Beyonce's big whatever album just dropped, and there's this poster for it hanging across the street from my office.
And whenever I see this:
All I can think is this:
Go Beyonce! It's your bidet! Go Beyonce! We're gonna party like it's your bidet!
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.