A kind person wrote in to tell me that if one searches for "Bex Schwartz" using Google Images, one of the photos that comes up appears to be that of a child wearing a rattlesnake costume.
Good times, man. Good times.
(That is not me).
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.