Saturday, August 19, 2006

I Yelled "FIRE" When I Fell Into a Vat of Chocolate

From the NY1 homepage.

Jon Benet Ramsey's alleged (crazyperson) killer.
Man trapped waist deep in a vat of chocolate.

Oh, the world is too much with us.

"Why'd you yell "FIRE" when you fell into a vat of chocolate?"
"Because nobody would have saved me if I yelled "CHOCOLATE!"


Anonymous said...

More info on the Choclate story, from UK "spys".


Anonymous said...

Aww, my mom used to have an old Smothers Brothers record and that "I fell into a vat of chocolate" was my favorite bit on there. Who knew that other people below the age of 50 knew the song?! Yay, Bex!