Saturday, August 19, 2006

I Yelled "FIRE" When I Fell Into a Vat of Chocolate



From the NY1 homepage.

Jon Benet Ramsey's alleged (crazyperson) killer.
Man trapped waist deep in a vat of chocolate.

Oh, the world is too much with us.

"Why'd you yell "FIRE" when you fell into a vat of chocolate?"
"Because nobody would have saved me if I yelled "CHOCOLATE!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

More info on the Choclate story, from UK "spys".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5264566.stm

-Anonymous

Anonymous said...

Aww, my mom used to have an old Smothers Brothers record and that "I fell into a vat of chocolate" was my favorite bit on there. Who knew that other people below the age of 50 knew the song?! Yay, Bex!