Wednesday, January 25, 2006

PANDAS HUMPING!



Oh my goodness gracious, these pandas are having sex. According to Reuters, "Five-year-old giant panda Chuang Chuang (R) and his four-year-old partner Lin Hui mate for the first time at the Chiang Mai zoo in northern Thailand January 17, 2006. The pair were donated to Thailand by the Chinese government."

It's a damn good thing they tell you that the male Chuang Chuang is on the right, otherwise you wouldn't know that the female Lin Hui is taking it from behind.

This stunning image of mindfuckitude was contributed by Josh. The following discussion ensued:
JOSH: PANDAS! HUMPING! OMFG PANDAS DOING IT!!!!
BEX: get the fuck out
JOSH: PANDAFUCKING!!!!! HOT BEAR-ON-BEAR ACTION! PANDAS! HAVING SEX!
BEX: holy fuck
JOSH: is your mind TOTALLY TOTALLY BLOWN by the sight of pandas MAKING SWEET ENDANGERED LOVE!?
BEX: i am aghast and in awe
JOSH: this is like that poster (our mutual college friend) had, where i thought the hippos were kissing, but they were fighting -- only sort of the opposite... i am shocked to find out that pandas actually HAVE SEX.
BEX: it does rather look like she's sitting in his lap
JOSH: oh, she's sitting in his lap alright ... that's a panda lap dance
BEX: teehee
JOSH: that is some HOT PANDA SEX you are looking at ... look at that lazy fuck, making her do all the work. next he'll be like "yeah, that was cool. get me some bamboo if you get up to pee or whatever."
BEX: "and fetch me a marlboro red"
JOSH: which is why pandas are endangered -- such heavy smokers
BEX: stupid pandas
JOSH: just sex and drugs, all day long ... nature's delinquents
BEX: so cute and so dumb
JOSH: sweetly retarded, really

So there you have it, folks. A photo of pandas making sweet, sweet, sweet love. For masturbatory fodder only, I'd assume.

1 comment:

Montana Miller said...

Bex! Here I am in NW Ohio, where I am now a professor of popular culture at Bowling Green State University...reading the NY Times online...article on comedy clubs in today's Fashion and Style section, mentioned theApiary.org, which linked to your blog...and randomly, I think I found my long lost backwards talking twin!
Is it true?
I have actually been practicing my upside-down element song lately!
How are you doing, panda porn aside?
Montana