This is NOT funny. NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT.

Please. Please, for the love of all things sacred, do not visit this website, because it would be in very bad taste.

Particularly, please do not scratch your head in wonderment at the very perplexing disclaimer at the bottom of the page:
NOTE: Due to the devastation caused by Hurricane Katrina, shipment of orders will be suspended until further information is available. Please pray for all of those families that are so deeply affected by this tragedy. (As in: no more Hurricanes because of the Hurricane)

Also, do NOT go to this website, which claims that a New Orleans hurricane "starts out calm, but it gets stormy towards the end!"

That would also be a bad idea and you should not do that. At all.


AND. Now that we've all gotten the very, very, very bad taste out of our mouths: holy jesus fuck, it is absolutely unthinkable what is happening down South. Completely unfathomable. Therefore. Please donate to the Red Cross's Katrina relief -- it's astounding to think of how many people are homeless, jobless, seemingly futureless and terrified.