Q: Where does the general keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies!
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I'm doing a superspecial comedy showcase this Tuesday at Stand Up New York. I don't think there's a cover, but there's, BUMMER, a real comedy style two-drink-minimum. So you should still come. And have two diet cokes. Yummers! It's an all-chick night of female yonic awesomeness.
Stand Up New York: 236 West 78th Street, right off Broadway, in the heart of the Upper West Side (aka "where everyone with whom I went to camp lives") of Manhattan.
Tuesday, August 16th, 2005.