Have you, or has anyone you know, ever tipped a cow?
For reals. We're looking for firsthand experiences, or secondhand experiences if you can vouch for the honesty of the person who told you the story about the time he or she once tipped a cow.
I mean, we're talking about a 1200 pound beast with a low center of gravity and really big hooves. We're just starting to doubt that anyone's ever done it.
We are not, however, condoning said behavior.
Hit us in the comments section with anecdotal evidence, please.