Ack! What if we both showed up at the VMAs wearing the SAME TACKY ANIMAL PRINT?

In case you can't read my shoddy, shoddy, i-have-two-minutes-to-make-this-in-photoshop text, Gwen says:
"Ew, Lindsay, I called fives on the whole platinum-hair-&-leopard combo when you were, like, nine"
and then Lindsay says:
"Gwen, you bitch, I totally had dibs on leopard. But at least my no-boobs look better than your no-boobs."