Oh my stars and garters, my friends over at Best Week Ever have struck the veritable comedy gold:
Thanks, BWE. You have sent me straight to my happy place where I will think about melted cheese. Verboten but so tasty!
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.