And speaking of old o-foto albums! This was from this random party I went to last December. It was a themed black and white party. Who are these people with whom I seem so chummy chum chum? I have no idea. The dude on my right? It was his birthday or something. The girl on the left? She, too, was there by herself, so we bonded in existentially lonely solidarity. There was another girl at the party who told us about using Craig's list to have sex every single night. We scoffed.
Look, don't my breasts look fake? TAKE THAT, Awful Plastic Surgery website! The right bra plus the right neckline = fake-looking real breasts.
Lindsay Lohan, I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
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