Once I was Janet Vodka

Janet Vodka (The Band) performs our once and always hit, 'Famous.'

Chris Sauer and Ron Caswell and other real rockstars were the band Janet Vodka. I joined late-in-the-game as the character, Janet Vodka.

Oh, dear.

(With apologies to Phil Ochs)
Oh, once I was young and impulsive
I go-go danced for a rock band
Drank too many shots of tequila
And covered my breasts in Saran(tm).
But now I've grown older and wiser,
And that's why my life is so bland,
So love me, love me, love, I'm a liberal.

"(Once I was young and impulsive
I wore every conceivable pin
Even went to the socialist meetings
Learned all the old union hymns
But I've grown older and wiser
And that's why I'm turning you in
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal.)"