I know I'm not the only one who's noticed this, but Yoplait is running a promotion in which consumers send in their yogurt containers' pink lids, and Yoplait donates money to fight breast cancer.
Now, dears, I grok the visual imagery -- a hearty, healthy young woman licks her lid squeaky clean before sending it to Yoplait (one can only imagine the horrors of sending dirty yogurt lids through the US Postal Service -- crusty, smegmariffic bacteria breeding grounds of near-Anthrax-like disease-spreading proportions!). So, lick your lid clean, lick breast cancer.
How many licks does it take til you get to the center of a breast cancer?
Anyhoo. Tumor-licking aside, join the fight against breast cancer without having to involve your tongue: The Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.
Yawn. Me. So. Sleepy. But. Brain. Is. Whirring.