Sex for Sale! Sex for Sale! FUCK YOU, GIULIANI, Sex is for Sale again!

You know it's true when you read it in the New York Times. After all, they're the ones who proclaimed that 30 is the new 21 and that grey is the new black. Of course, in my wardrobe, black is still the new black, but I'm not being picky. Alls I knows is that I'm going shopping for lingerie, marital aids and porn -- who's in?