Look! This nice man named Dildo T. Baggins has both a nice blog and a crush on me!
Look! My longlost friend Dag Juhlin , whom I met when he was on tour with my pal John Wesley Harding and my very old buddy Scott McCaughey, has been watching me on VH1 and sent me an email and now he's resurfaced (because I can only think about people who are in my immediate frame of reference). Welcome back to Planet Bex, Mr. Dag!