Are you a boy between the ages of 18 and 40? Are you "big bodyguard type?" Then what are you doing wasting time on the interweb? Get thee to Los Angeles (picking up a couple of keys) (don't touch my bags, if you please, Mr. Customs Man) and try out for Britney Spears' NEW VIDEO!!!!!
Just think. You, too, could rescue Britney from a botched suicide attempt.
Thanks to Defamer for the heads up.