Thanks to Air France, we now know that a torso can't fly on its own.
In other, slightly more disturbing news, "grunge" is out and "preppy" is in. Thus spracht The New York Times style section. Read this and weep.
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.