Signs of Superstardom?

Hypothetically,

If one's pot delivery guy says, "Hey, I saw you on TV!"

Does that mean one is officially almost-quasi-semi-famous?

And then when he says, "I didn't know you were rich and famous!"

What is the polite response? Does gesturing mutely to one's apartment in the bumblefuck regions of Brooklyn serve as a proper reply?

And should one have said, "Please don't tell the tabloids I'm a stoner...." (?)

Or would the headline "Sometime Basic-Cable-Talking-Head Smokes Weed" jumpstart one's career?