TV GOODNESS OVERLOAD

Ohhhhh, man. So we watched Next Top Model (can I get a whutwhut for the Jesus Whore?) And then we watched the devastating conclusion of Runway (I hate to say it, but Santino wuz robbed). And then we decided, what the hey, we'd give Top Chef a try. I'm not sure how I feel about it -- all that hacking-of-meat! And I can't taste the dishes! But my biggest problem with the show is what happens to my brain every time the host, Katie Lee Joel, comes on screen: