I'm Sorry, But Andrew Card Seems to be a Zombie

If this doesn't look like what happens when your soul has been sucked from your body and now you're just a hollow, hollow shell of man with no feelings, thoughts, or emotions, then I'll eat my hat:


(I'm referring, of course, to the soulless zombie on the left. The guy on the right is also soulless, but unfortunately not a zombie {yet} ).