Hearts and stars to whoever put this poster on the subway.
Who is this mysterious poster putter-upper? Because I would like to buy this person some jello.
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.