old news, but shareworthy. Turns out the dude who played Willy Tanner (the daddy on ALF) is a crackhead he-whore.
Hear that? That was the sound of my childhood innocence shattering.
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.