Tuesday, May 30, 2006

SNAKES ON A PLANE, THE WEBSITE

Warning: the Snakes on a Website takes an awfully long time to load. It's so loady!

And it also sounds suspiciously like "Smack my Bitch Up."

Perhaps there's a remake in the works. Smack my Snakes Up?

Hells to the mofe'ing yeah.

August 18th can't come soon enough.

I couldn't get through the website, though. It was just too annoying-music and too loady for my (admittedly austere) tastes.

Speaking of tastes, I invented a tasty bevvy this weekend! It's called a "Meatball," and it must be pronounced as if said by a charicature of an Italian Chef: "Oh, that's a spicy meatball!"

A meatball consists of
* Tequila
* Margarita mix (the liquid kind, not the powder kind) (do they make powdered Margarita mix? When I was in camp, we always brought powdered Country Time (or the storebrand knock-off) so we could make lemonade in our spray bottles, or else lick our fingers and dip them into the powdered lemonade and then lap up the goodness from our pink-stained fingers. It would be awesome to do the same with powdered margarita mix).
* Mango juice

Mix the ingredients over ice. And then sing the theme song:

Person A: "That margarita looks so exciting!
What do you call that thing?"

Person B: "Oh, it's a spicy meatball-a, meatball!
It's such a fancy drink!

Persons A & B: Yow!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

MEATBALL-AH !!! I bet the chord progression to this hypnotic diity= Amaj, Dmaj, Emaj (played ala barchord-cock-rock style) Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam. Dya' think?

Anonymous said...

In my opinion, "Smack My Bitch Up" by the Artist/band/group "The Prodigy" is a real movation song. If I were mad at my woman while listing to this song, I would almost want to smack her up and maybe down too.

Thanks to the magical power of the Interweb you can purchane a copy from VH1's own Interweb store! The Fat of the Land by The Prodigy with the song # 1: Smack My Bitch Up (5:42)

While you are there, you can also get your Britney Spears fix!