Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Yet Another Park is Penguin-Free!

Well done, foot soldier Joey, very very well done. As well done as a tofu pup that's been burnt to a crisp, which is exactly the way I like to eat 'em. Because I don't eat anything squishy. Nothing but firm, solid, hard things go into this here mouth of mine.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

People from my parts just shoot the signs, if you know what I mean. They use them as target practice during the off season.

I hate to be a stick in the mud, or God forbid seen as someone with a stick up their ass, but I think you could get a fine, or go to jail for vandalizing super critical safety signs. Most of them even have a warning on the back of the sign, so you known what to expect. That way you can calculate how many times you will be raped, or sexually abused in jail/prison.