Warning: the Snakes on a Website takes an awfully long time to load. It's so loady!
And it also sounds suspiciously like "Smack my Bitch Up."
Perhaps there's a remake in the works. Smack my Snakes Up?
Hells to the mofe'ing yeah.
August 18th can't come soon enough.
I couldn't get through the website, though. It was just too annoying-music and too loady for my (admittedly austere) tastes.
Speaking of tastes, I invented a tasty bevvy this weekend! It's called a "Meatball," and it must be pronounced as if said by a charicature of an Italian Chef: "Oh, that's a spicy meatball!"
A meatball consists of
* Margarita mix (the liquid kind, not the powder kind) (do they make powdered Margarita mix? When I was in camp, we always brought powdered Country Time (or the storebrand knock-off) so we could make lemonade in our spray bottles, or else lick our fingers and dip them into the powdered lemonade and then lap up the goodness from our pink-stained fingers. It would be awesome to do the same with powdered margarita mix).
* Mango juice
Mix the ingredients over ice. And then sing the theme song:
Person A: "That margarita looks so exciting!
What do you call that thing?"
Person B: "Oh, it's a spicy meatball-a, meatball!
It's such a fancy drink!
Persons A & B: Yow!