America, Fight the McPheever

Please, America, vote for the lesser of two evils. Vote for Taylor - not only will he usher in the Yacht Rock Renaissance, but it will also be funny to watch him herk-and-jerk all spastic-stillz for a year.

Also, I know a lot of you are confused about this whole "McPheever" thing. I will help you out:

This is American Idol Wannabe, Katherine McPhee. She is a poor man's Kelly Clarkson.
This is superchildcaretaker, Nanny McPhee. She is a poor man's Mary Poppins.