So tonight is the finale of Cycle 6 of MODEL, my all-time fave rave show in the whole-iest whole whole whole world. We're very excited. So excited, in fact, that I have decided to share with you our particular Top Model ritual.
When the show starts, we have to get off the couch and shoo the cats out of the way and do the special Top Model dance. It basically requires shaking one's booty to the theme song for the entire duration of the open, and ending the whole dance-off with the fiercest vogue-y poses you can imagine. You know you're doing it right when you dance so strenuously (modeling isn't easy, bitches!) that you're almost out of breath by the end of the posing section.
For the truly brave, here is the advanced option:
Rich, he of Fourfour, the most delicious Top Model blog of all time, suggests replacing the "na na's" with the word "model." You can hear his version right here. It totally works.