When Kabuki Actors Get Lost

kabuki, originally uploaded by starbexxx.

So I see this sign in my subway station every day on the way home from work (it's only in the downtown station). and, I get it, the Customer Service Assistant is here to help you and you can tell she's Official because of her red suit.

But, seriously, each time I see this poster, all I can think is that it's trying to say:
"IF YOU'RE A LOST KABUKI ACTOR, WE CAN HELP."