Man, oh man. No matter how hard we try, NYC has yet again decided not to overrule the city's long-outdated Cabaret Laws, and we're still not allowed to dance in bars.
LIBERATE THE DANCE!
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.