Thursday, July 07, 2005

Watch out, Ladies: The American Storm Descends

Look -- after the dudes win "Strip Search," they'll be part of an elite male-entertainers' troupe called "American Storm".

It sounds vaguely militerrific, does it not? Like, it's the American version of Desert Storm?

My fave part of the website:Billed as America’s Hottest Male Revue, the company will treat audiences to a thrill-filled journey through America’s greatest moments.

Do you think they dress up like Pilgrims and Revolutionary War soldiers and Hippies and Yuppies?

That would rock. Fuck it, I'd go to Vegas to watch Pilgrims strip, yo.

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