Oh, man. Did you dig this weekend's Gatecrasher by gossip columnist & my sometimes-costar-on-vh1-shows Ben Widdecombe? Rock the third item, which I shall c&p for your edification:
"Some engaging tidbits"
So here's what I'm hearing about that relationship.
A source VERY close to the deal is saying there's a contract.
It's worth $5 million.
It's for five years.
There will be no sex.
The deal was sealed June 7.
That's what I'm hearing.
There will be NO sex beween those two people. But there WILL be sex between unicorns and dogboys and dryads! (Neither safe for work, nor for preserving your dwindling sense of childhood innocence).
Thank to Josh-via-Jim for that link-to-end-all-links-of-ruining-my-childhood-once-and-for-all.
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
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