Sweet jebus, in real, true, life, they actually found a snake on a plane! Although, alas, Samuel L. Jackson was nowhere to be found.
Thanks to Constant Reader Ian for the tip.
Hello, my name is Bex Schwartz and I am about to sing you a ditty. [A Ditty:] This is my home in the blogosphere. It's not as round as a bathosphere. But it's my place in cyberspace so I hold it dear. BLOG. O. SPHERE! Hug me, please.